Parallel Johnny

Man is today a slow work day.  I just want to go, but I have like two hours left.  Was falling asleep at my desk this morning so I bought a coffee.  The machine scammed me.  The cup was only half-filled.  Im ready for another cup.  I’m waiting for someone to come by and spot me with my head on my keyboard, asleep.  Then I’ll have to expain to someone why I sent them an email of nothing but “gggggggggggggggg”

Bob’s been on vacation or just really quiet, lately.  He decided to make a comeback, this time with a horrible joke to a bout five people.

Other Person:  “I guess I’m the sacrificial lamb.”

Bob:  “You’re the sacrificial lamb?  Well thats not so baaaaaad”

No one said anything back and only he laughed.  5 seconds later he was back at his desk making a travel itinerary.

Welcome back, Bob.