Parallel Johnny

3:40 PM
Bob start knocking on his desk.  It was loud enough to be annoyed with right away.

3:40:30 PM
Hasn’t stoped knocking yet, I stopped what I was doing to start counting.  He must of already knocked about 60 times.  The beat is just a constant knock, no change up, at about 120 BPM possibly faster.

3:42 PM
It appears he’s done.  He finished out with a little flare.  It resembled the “Shave and a Haircut” rhythm for a finishing touch.

3:43 PM
Spoke too soon, he just brought the tempo down to about 2 BPM.

3:50 PM
Well I think he’s finally finished with his drum solo.  Its been just over a minute since the last knock.  He did, however, decide to let out a nice, audible “Beautiful! Just gorgeous!” It was loud enough to travel about a 3 cubicle radius.

During a phonecall with a colleague:

Me? I’m looking forward to a boring weekend… Yeah, well most of them are boring except when they’re not boring. Then they’re not enjoyable.

Wow, 8 in the morning and the man is already channeling Yogi Berra.

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