Archive for March 31st, 2006

The Beardless Man

Friday, March 31st, 2006
“There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless—boys and women, and I am neither one.”
—Greek saying

Its true. After nearly 6 months, I decided to shave. But I didnt shave it back to my pre-beard style. I shaved it all. I do feel like a boy.

My beard put on quite a fight. It took nearly an hour to do. My beard trimmer will probably need to be replaced. Once I got it down to a shaveable length, I destroyed a Mach 3 in the matter of 10 minutes. It was crazy.

No pictures, I dont want to document it. You might see me at McGee’s tonight. Not sure if I’m making it out tonight, though.

I Swear to Balls its True

Friday, March 31st, 2006

From Ivanna’s blog:

Magda and I were talking about how hard it is to take more than one test in one day, and she’s like, “I’m mono-testes,” and we started laughing. Then she’s like, “maybe the word ‘testicle’ had the same root as the word ‘test,” and I’m all like, “no way.” We looked it up, and SURE ENOUGH:

word History: The resemblance between testimony, testify, testis, and testicle shows an etymological relationship, but linguists are not agreed on precisely how English testis came to have its current meaning. The Latin testis originally meant “witness,” and etymologically means “third (person) standing by”: the te- part comes from an older tri-, a combining form of the word for “three,” and -stis is a noun derived from the Indo-European root st- meaning “stand.” How this also came to refer to the body part(s) is disputed. An old theory has it that the Romans placed their right hands on their testicles and swore by them before giving testimony in court. Another theory says that the sense of testicle in Latin testis is due to a calque, or loan translation, from Greek. The Greek noun parastats means “defender (in law), supporter” (para- “by, alongside,” as in paramilitary and -stats from histanai, “to stand”). In the dual number, used in many languages for naturally occurring, contrasting, or complementary pairs such as hands, eyes, and ears, parastats had the technical medical sense “testicles,” that is “two glands side by side.” The Romans simply took this sense of parastats and added it to testis, the Latin word for legal supporter, witness.