Parallel Johnny

Episode 1019 - The One Where Joey Gropes a Stripper. Matt, is your show even on anymore?

Kelly Osbourne - The Jose Canseco of Hollywood. Apparently she’s not the only celebrity that uses drugs. Go figure.

Reese “Legally Blonde” Witherspoon tells Jessica Simpson to drop the ‘dumb act’. In a related story, Andy “The Man Show Kid” Milonakis tells Gary Coleman to ‘grow up’. And Wacko Jacko tells Eminiem to act white.

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